I am happy to report that I am writing this forum post form my Computer! Woot.
So buried deep deep deep, like Johnny Depp, in my ISP's provided virus protection was a list of sites that were blocked and this was on it for god knows what reason. I added DBO.global to the Allowed list and BAM! worked. Thanks for your patience, now to see if I can get the game to work.
UPDATE:
Game totally works. Thank goodness! I had a feeling if I solved the issue oof the website the launcher would follow. Thanks again for your help guys. See ya inside!