THIS IS PURELY A JOKE, DON'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY HERE.
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ALL CREDITS TO @arubaru this guy is a fuckin god.
Display More(Did you miss me?)
(Oh yeah)
(What what MC Roli's right back in this game)
(2010 is the year that DBO was born
still not using intimidation
still got love for the scintillation)
(Player haters beware because...)
Noobs don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... in plat pow
Noobs don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... in plat
Hey punk-ass turtles what you lookin' at
You think you can front with me you better watch your back
Because I have a lot of swords and I can use them good
I'm a menace from Divine a boy on the hood
I'm invincible like a fighter with dodge pot (OP!)
I'm invisible yeah I wear an invisible dogi
I'm bad like the skill tunnel slash
I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a getting glaring slash’d
Old cranes burning old cranes burning put your hands up
Old cranes burning old cranes burning that's kind of messed up
What, what you got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you with my wolf fang fist
Because on top of swords I know karate and ninja stuff
So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll just kidney shot
I... I mean punch you in the kidney yo’
Shooting you there would need a nerf and I don’t no nerf
I'm all about B E I N G O P (what)
Noobs don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... in plat
pow
Noobs don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... in plat
If a guy messes with me I slash him with my load
All over his chest and face and down his throat
Cause I don't give a fuck I'm crazy yeah y’all know
No wait that just makes me sound stupid
Listen, I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of zeni
You can't afford expensive things cause you don't have a lot of zeni
Ha ha you want these things but you cannot afford them
That means that you're not cool cause you're just a noob farmer
Stupid noob farmer stupid noob farmer
I have more zeni than you
Stupid noob farmer stupid noob farmer
You can't even afford guild dogi noob
When I show'em my zeni
They want to be friends with me
And they always ask for dogis
Cause my collection is so big
15 + craft sword and 12 + gloves
That’s only the weapons, you just wait to see my gear
I'm The Beatles of PVP, the Mozart of CC Dungeon
The Ann Frank of Budokai... no that's inappropriate
Everybody knows that my moves are really tight
Like some needles barely crit-ing yeah you know it that's right
My skills are like the movie The Shawshank Redemption
...They're really good
Noobs don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... in plat
Noobs don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... in plat
I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed
But it's probably around... 7... thousand
2005 plus 4 pennies
Representing my guild fam
D to the IVINE, b*tch
Oh yeah, dark warriors are actually good for four things
PVE, Farming, Tanking... and Tanking!
I was laughing so fucking hard, I had to share this.
gg arubaru.
AGAIN, THIS IS A JOKE