What i'll try to do is upload my DBOGlobal file directly for you.
If it can be uploaded all you will have to do is delete your current one and then copy my file into your Program Files (x86)
Edit: file was too big to upload somewhere for me
Okay, I've tried everything and still nothing, and uninstalling everything doesn't work either. I still get the launcher no matter how I uninstall things. I believe I'm at a dead end here. Is there a way to fix It?